tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746693693012649500.post7236963856009056311..comments2011-03-10T17:17:56.587+08:00Comments on This Life Is a Masterpiece...: gugalopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10517937836931378250noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746693693012649500.post-84486330454055089472010-03-13T02:42:29.680+08:002010-03-13T02:42:29.680+08:00i pon tak suke si penjahat merah itu.
i suke si se...i pon tak suke si penjahat merah itu.<br />i suke si senjata :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746693693012649500.post-66702223403349003872010-02-02T13:28:36.940+08:002010-02-02T13:28:36.940+08:00JOKE OF THE DAY
A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan a...JOKE OF THE DAY<br /><br />A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Man United fan were all in a strange unnamed country, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol was a severe offence, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the stuff, they were each sentenced to death!<br /><br />However, after many months, and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.<br /><br />By a stroke of luck, it was a national holiday on the day that their trial finished, and the unusually benevolent ruler of this strange place decided they could be released after receiving just twenty lashes each.<br /><br />As they were preparing for their punishment, the ruler declared:<br />“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”<br /><br />The Arsenal fan was first in line, so he thought about this for a while and then said:<br />“Please tie a pillow to my back.”<br /><br />This was done, but the pillow only lasted ten lashes before the whip went through. The Arsenal fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.<br /><br />The Man United fan was next up, and after watching the scene, said:<br />“Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back.”<br /><br />But even two pillows could only take fifteen lashes before the whip went through again.<br /><br />The Liverpool fan was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the ruler turned to him and said:<br /><br />“You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best and most loyal football fans. For this, you may have two wishes!”<br /><br />“Cheers mate, your most royal and merciful highness”, the Liverpool fan replied.<br /><br />“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not twenty, but one hundred lashes.”<br /><br />“Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave,” cooed the ruler, with an admiring look on his face.<br /><br />“If one hundred lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?”<br /><br />“Please tie the Man United fan to my back.”<br /><br />http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/Jimi Abdullahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15890007541994210436noreply@blogger.com